Mecky the owl was contacted by a bat. What happened next will shock you.

Ok, so I am not really one to tell stories, but here it goes. I was on my way to one of the fanciest parts of the forest, where the mice are exquisite and the wind always blows in your favor, when that bloody flying mouse came out of nowhere and started talking about veganism to me.. I was so shocked from the easy meal, I ate it in one bite, even though I promised to my wife I am off fast food. I can’t stop wondering, though.. what the frack is veganism?