A dead friwi found. The investigation

The friwis are indigenous for a little planet called Cuteworld (this is how the first landing party had heard the name). A few of them moved to the colony on Mars, just a few years ago and until recently the relations between them and the colonists were brilliant.

Just yesterday one friwi was found dead. Cut in half. As you you can see from the picture, when cut in their middle part the friwi looks like a kiwi – a green, delicious fruit known to grow on Earth. This fact is making Earthians very good suspects. We are known for our destructing curiosity. But then again… come on, it looks like a kiwi fruit.. How can you NOT cut it in half.

The investigation is ongoing.

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